Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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