Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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