i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
