dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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