There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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