is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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