tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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