apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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