FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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