So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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