Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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