I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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