Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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