But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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