Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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