just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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