problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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