i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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