what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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