4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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