hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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