U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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