; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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