apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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