My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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