GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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