Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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