My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
