O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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