they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just cut my nipple shaving
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I lost the right to judge tonight
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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