Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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