He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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