I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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