honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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