Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
that is very illegal...i love you.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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