wat bout pragnant strippers??
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Randomize
