problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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