since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
operation have a gay friend backfired
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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