Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Randomize
