I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
