a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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