She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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