HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize