I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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