she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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