i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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