its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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