Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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