i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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