I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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