I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
