Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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