how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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