god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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