But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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