A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
tell me about the eggs
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