Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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