so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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