why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Randomize
