Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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